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Funny Signs Date: Sent Friday, May 23, 2025 Category: None

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I saw this sign on a hair-dresser in Cresta: "Curl up and dye" (Brian)

In Smithfield, Va., there is a packing house by the Ivy Hill Cemetery, where my grandparents are buried. Next to the sign for the cemetery is a sign for the packing house that reads "Shipping & Receiving." Many funerals are probably accompanied by the sounds of squealing hogs. (Cindy)

When in junior high a new business moved in a block away from my suburban Buffalo, NY home. That family owns a number of locations in the area: Amigone Funeral Home (Ron)

Here's one from St. Louis - a sign above a gas station reads: Eat here! Get gas! (Chris)

One of the funniest signs I ever saw was actually a billboard in the great state of Kentucky -- it gave the name of a tattoo parlor and then said, "Tattoos done while you wait!" (Jon)

Sign at a tire shop: "Re-tire before you go bald!" (Sue)

Driving by a Hardees one time, I saw a sign that said "Special: Fish and Kid Fry." (mburtz)

We have a garbage disposal company in Vancouver, BC who has the motto "Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double Your Garbage Back." (Scott)

A septic tank company in our town has a billboard that reads: "We want your stinkin' business." (Theda)

I laugh to myself every time I pass by this church. It was located in St. Catharines, ON, and the church sign read: "There are many choices in life, but only two in eternity. Sunday school 9:30, Meeting 10:30." (Leah)

I love the sign I once saw on a restaurant in Myrtle Beach: "Open 365 days a year. Closed Today." And it wasn't a leap year! (Frietz)

Sale sign in a camping shop: "Now is the discount of our winter tent..." (A play on the Shakespearean line "Now is the winter of your discontent") (Gilljig)

Sign on a car wash marquee (Denver): "Our vacuums really suck!" (Russ)

From a plumber: "A flush is better than a full house." (Cheryl)

My favorite sign was here in Tampa, Fl at a now defunct lawn mower sales/service company called "Mow Town." (Paul)

Received from Mikey's Funnies.