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Saturday, May 31, 2025 |
Garrison Keillor Quotes  
Date: Sent Monday, May 26, 2025
Category: None | Rating: 2.96/5 (28 votes)
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/* Today is Memorial Day in the USA. Thank you to all the men and women that paid the ultimate price to keep us safe and to keep our country free!
God bless the families of those brave soldiers and God bless the USA! - GCFL */
A good friend is a person who thinks you're one of the good eggs, even if he knows you're a little cracked.
We'd all be a lot happier if we'd stop assuming we're supposed to be happy.
Sometimes there is nothing you can do, and in those times, you must do something anyway.
We come from people who brought us up to believe that life is a struggle, and if you should feel really happy, be patient: this will pass.
My ability to keep cool in a crisis is based entirely on not knowing all the facts.
We are not chips of wood drifting down the stream of time. We have oars.
March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head.
That's why God created marriage, so people wouldn't have to fight with strangers.
All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape?
Jesus said the meek would inherit the earth, but so far all we've gotten is Minnesota and North Dakota.
Life is continuous. Life never stops. We come to the really great questions and before we can answer them, life has moved on to something else.
- From AZquotes.com
Received from Wayne Onaka.
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