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Appreciated Date: Sent Tuesday, May 27, 2025 Category: None

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A famous football coach was on vacation with his family in Maine. When they walked into a movie theater and sat down, the handful of people there applauded. He thought to himself, "I can't believe it. People recognize me all the way up here."

Then a man came over to him and said, "Thanks for coming. They won't start the movie unless we have ten or more paying people."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.