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Hello Date: Sent Wednesday, March 4, 2026 Category: None

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"Hello?"

"I am John with the C.I.A."

"I know."

"And how do you know that?"

"You called a phone that has no SIM card, no battery, and it's broken."

Received from Steven C Sanderson.