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Famous Last Words   
Date: Sent Tuesday, November 10, 1998
Category: None | Rating: 3.12/5 (113 votes)
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Ha! They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...
Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.
Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there.
What happens if you touch these two wires tog--
We won't need reservations.
It's always sunny there this time of the year.
Don't worry, it's not loaded.
They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager.
You can make it easy... that train isn't coming fast.
Gimmee a match. I think my gas tank is empty.
Wife, these biscuits are tough.
Let's see if it's loaded.
Step on her, boy, we're only going 75.
Just watch me dive from that bridge.
If you knew anything, you wouldn't be a traffic cop.
Lemme have that bottle; I'll try it.
What? Your mother is going to stay another month?
Say, who's boss of this joint, anyhow?
"C'mon ya wimps, one more beer, it's open ocean out there, what're we gonna hit?" --Captain Hazelwood, Exxon Valdez
"Luke, I lied. Bill Shatner is your real father." --Darth Vader
"A-four and a-three and a-two and a-one..." --Lawrence Welk
"Don't worry about the Rover. That's no cliff." --NASA techie
"And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about -- beeeeeeeep..."
"I eat guys like you for breakfast!" --Jeffrey Dahmer
"Here I sit all broken-hearted..." --Elvis Presley
"How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?" --insect
"No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'"
"How many frickin' times do I have to say, 'In the form of a question', people?!?" --Alex Trebek
"Yoko, why don't *you* try to sing one?"
"Took your parking space??? Well at least *I* didn't murder my wife and an innocent waiter!"
Received by Keith's Mostly Clean Humor & Weird (McHaw) List.
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