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Thursday, September 19, 2024 |
New Voice Mail for School   
Date: Sent Monday, August 7, 2006
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/* Sorry we've not sent jokes for the last few days. We're back now, and we are going to have a week of "back to school" jokes in honor of all the
teachers and students going back to the books. Enjoy! */
We have employed a new voice mail system and would like parents to have knowledge of how it operates. When you need to reach the school, please dial
the number provided. You will then be answered by a cheery voice from us that will give you a menu of options to meet your needs.
These are:
To lie about why your child is absent, Press 1
To make excuses for why your child did not do his work, Press 2
To complain about what we do, Press 3
To fuss at a staff members, Press 4
To ask why you didn't get needed information that was in your newsletter and several bulletins mailed to you, Press 5
If you want us to raise your child, Press 6
If you want to reach out and touch, slap, or hit someone, Press 7
If you really have an emergency, dial 9-1-1 because all these other lines will be busy.
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