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Geography Jokes Date: Sent Tuesday, August 8, 2006 Category: None

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"It's clear," said the teacher, "that you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?"
"Well," the student replied, "my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?
Pupil: Dead? I didn't even know he was sick!

Teacher: What are the small rivers that run into the Nile?
Pupil: The juve-niles!

Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

Teacher: What are the Great Plains?
Pupil: 747, Concorde, and F-16!

Teacher: Where is the English Channel?
Pupil: I don't know -- my TV doesn't pick it up.

Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were.
Mother: Well, next time remember where you put things!

Teacher: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbor?
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?
Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!

Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland.
Student: A reindeer.
Teacher: Good, now name another.
Student: Another reindeer!