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Wednesday, November 27, 2024 |
Deep Thoughts About Pigs and Sheep   
Date: Sent Monday, December 11, 2006
Category: None | Rating: 2.08/5 (294 votes)
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Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes?
Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job?
If a pig is sold to the pawn shop, is it then called a ham-hock?
If we make sweaters out of a sheep's hair, what do the sheep use to make sweaters?
If you can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear, what can you make with it?
If you pushed a pig down a hill, would he be a sausage roll?
What do pigs say when they don't want to do something? Would it be "Yeah, when humans fly"?
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
Why can't pigs look up into the sky?
Why do pigs have curly tails?
Why do we call them guinea pigs when they are neither from Guinea nor are they pigs?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why is it that only pigs and humans can get sunburn?
Why is it that the first thing we try to do after killing a pig is to cure it?
Would a small pig be called a hamlet?
Received from Kenneth Smith.
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