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Docudrama Date: Sent Wednesday, January 20, 1999 Category: None | Rating: 3.52/5 (116 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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A movie producer was planning his next blockbuster--an action docudrama about famous composers. So he set up a meeting with Sylvester Stallone,
Jean-Claude Van Damme and Arnold Scwarzenegger and offered them a chance to select which famous musicians they'd portray.
"I've always admired Mozart," Stallone said. "I'd love to play him."
"Chopin has always been my favorite," said Van Damme. "That's the part for me."
The producer turned to Schwarzenegger. "And you, Arnold? Who do you want to be?"
There was a long silence, then he replied, "I'll be Bach."
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You know you're drinking too much coffee when:
You help your dog chase its tail.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You just completed another sweater, and you don't know how to knit.
You ski uphill.
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
From Reader's Digest, Feb 1999.
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