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Thursday, July 3, 2025 |
What the doctor says & Don't mess with the professor  
Date: Sent Thursday, January 21, 1999
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A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the Dr. saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his
arm.
A couple of days later the Dr. talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful!"
Received from MkyMouse89.
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The rules at a particular university were such that if the professor were not present in the classroom by 15 minutes past the hour, the class was
considered a "walk" and the students were free to leave -- with no penalties for missing a class. The rooms were equipped with the type wall clocks
which "jumped" ahead each minute, in a very noticeable fashion. As it were, these clocks were also not of the most sophisticated construction. Some
enterprising student discovered that if one were to hit the clock with chalkboard erasers, it would cause the clock to "jump" ahead 1 minute.
So, it became almost daily practice for these students to take target practice at the clock ( as it would have it, this particular professor was not
the most punctual, and the students considered him severely "absent-minded"). A few well aimed erasers, and lo, 15 minutes were passed, and class
dismissed itself.
Well, when the day for the next exam rolled around, the professor strolled into the room, passed out the exams, and told them "You have 1 hour to
complete".
The professor then proceeded to collect the erasers from around the room, gleefully took aim at the clock. When he had successfully "jumped" the clock
forward 1 hour, he closed the class and collected the exam papers.
Life does teach some lessons the hard way.
Received from tjsubjak.
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