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When Life Begins
Date: Sent Thursday, June 20, 2019
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A minister, a priest and a rabbi were discussing when life begins.

"Those of my faith," said the minister, "believe that life starts when the heart begins to beat."

"We take a bit of a different view," said the priest, "in that we believe life starts at the moment of conception."

"Well," said the rabbi, "it is our belief that life starts when the kids move out and the dog dies."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.


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