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Tuesday, November 4, 2025 |  
 
 
	
 
Gorilla       Date: Sent Friday, June 21, 2019 Category: None | Rating: 3.67/5 (98 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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A gorilla walks into a bar and, to the amazement of the bartender, orders a martini. 
 
When the bartender gives the gorilla the martini, he is further surprised to see that the ape is holding a $20 bill. 
 
The bartender takes the $20 bill, then he decides to see just how smart the gorilla is, so he hands the gorilla $1 change. 
 
The gorilla quietly sips the martini until the bartender breaks the silence. 
 
"We don't get too many apes in here," he says. 
 
The gorilla replies, "At $19 a drink, I'm not surprised." 
 Received from Steve Sanderson. 
 
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