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Monday, July 28, 2025 |
Cowboy's Humor & First Aid  
Date: Sent Monday, March 1, 1999
Category: None | Rating: 4.01/5 (124 votes)
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John Madden was in Denver to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special phone near the Broncos' bench. He asked Coach Shanahan
what it was for and was told it was a hotline to God. John asked the coach if he could use it, and the coach said: "Sure, but it will cost you
$100."
Madden scratched his head, then said: "What the heck, I need some help picking some games." He pulled out his wallet and paid the $100.
Madden was perfect that week.
The next weekend, Madden was in Green Bay when he noticed the same kind of phone near the Green Bay bench. He asked Coach Holmgren what the phone was
for, and Mike said: " It's a hotline to God, and if you want to use it, it will cost you $100." Recalling the previous week, Madden pulled out his
wallet and gladly paid the $100.
Once again, Madden was perfect.
The next weekend, Madden was in Dallas at Texas Stadium when he noticed the same phone near the Cowboy's bench. He asked Coach Gailey if it was a
hotline to God. Chan said, "Yes it is. Do you want to use it? It'll cost you 35 cents."
Madden looked at Coach Gailey and said, "Wait a minute! I just paid $100 in Denver and $100 in Green Bay to use the same phone! Why in Dallas do they
only charge 35 cents?"
Chan looked at Madden and replied very matter-of-factly, "In Texas, it's a local call."
Received from Julia Owens, Fort Worth, TEXAS.
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It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions while a woman rushed to
help him. When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her aside, and said, "It's all right honey, I've had a
course in first aid."
The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man's pulse and prepared to administer artificial respiration. At this point she tapped him on the
shoulder and said,
"When you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm already here."
Received from Modmom50 via FranCMT2.
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