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Forest Ranger
Date: Sent Friday, January 13, 2023
Category: None
Rating: 2.45/5 (136 votes)
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A new forestry graduate receives his first five-year posting way out in the middle of a huge forest with no people around for miles.

Included in the survival gear that they give him, much to his surprise, is a martini kit.

When he asks why he's receiving a martini kit, he is told, "Sometime, a few years down the road when the solitude *really* starts to get to you, you're going to remember your martini kit. You're going to get it out and start making one and before you know it you're going to have somebody looking over your shoulder saying, 'That's not the correct way to make a martini!'"

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.


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