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Buying a Cow
Date: Sent Thursday, June 11, 2009
Category: None
Rating: 3.28/5 (385 votes)
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A farmer had been taken advantage of several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow.

The farmer priced his cow as follows:

  • Basic cow........................... $499.95

  • Shipping and handling................. 35.75

  • Extra stomach......................... 79.25

  • Two-tone exterior.................... 142.10

  • Produce storage compartment.......... 126.50

  • Heavy-duty straw chopper............. 189.60

  • Four-spigot/high-output drain system. 149.20

  • Automatic fly swatter................. 88.50

  • Genuine cowhide upholstery........... 179.90

  • Deluxe dual horns..................... 59.25

  • Automatic fertilizer attachment...... 339.40

  • 4 x 4 traction drive assembly........ 884.16

  • Pre-delivery wash and comb............ 69.80

  • FARMER SUGGESTED LIST PRICE:........ 2843.36

  • Additional dealer adjustments:....... 300.00


  • TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including options): $3143.36

    Received from Thomas Ellsworth.


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