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Friday, April 19, 2024 |
Buying a Cow   
Date: Sent Thursday, June 11, 2009
Category: None | Rating: 3.28/5 (387 votes)
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A farmer had been taken advantage of several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to
purchase a cow.
The farmer priced his cow as follows:
Basic cow........................... $499.95
Shipping and handling................. 35.75
Extra stomach......................... 79.25
Two-tone exterior.................... 142.10
Produce storage compartment.......... 126.50
Heavy-duty straw chopper............. 189.60
Four-spigot/high-output drain system. 149.20
Automatic fly swatter................. 88.50
Genuine cowhide upholstery........... 179.90
Deluxe dual horns..................... 59.25
Automatic fertilizer attachment...... 339.40
4 x 4 traction drive assembly........ 884.16
Pre-delivery wash and comb............ 69.80
FARMER SUGGESTED LIST PRICE:........ 2843.36
Additional dealer adjustments:....... 300.00
TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including options): $3143.36
Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
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