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Last Minute Gift
Date: Sent Friday, June 12, 2009
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Rating: 3.00/5 (329 votes)
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A man rushed to the jewelry counter in the store where I work soon after the doors opened one morning and said he needed a pair of diamond earrings. I showed him a wide selection, and quickly he picked out a pair.

When I asked him if he wanted the earrings gift-wrapped, he said, "That'd be great. But can you make it quick? I forgot today was my anniversary, and my wife thinks I'm taking out the trash."

Received from Andre F. Payson II.


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