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The Student Athlete Date: Sent Thursday, January 19, 2023 Category: None

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A scout for one of the leading colleges went to the office of the athletic director and announced, "Have I got an athlete for you! This guy can play every sport and excels at every position. He is absolutely the finest athlete I have ever seen play."

The athletic director was very impressed but had to ask the question, "But how is he scholastically?"

The scout replied, "He makes straight A's in every subject. However, I must tell you his B's are a little crooked."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.