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|Merlin and the Chap |
Date: Sent Friday, January 20, 2023
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A chap walks up to another chap in a pointed hat and says: "You're Merlin, aren't you?"
Merlin: "Why, yes ... it's nice to be recognized!"
Chap: "Bit of a wizard, I hear?"
Merlin, "Well, yes, I've been told I'm skilled."
Chap: "Do tricks and things, don't ya? Magical stuff?"
Merlin: "Magical - yes, that's correct."
Chap: "Turn kings into frogs and that sort of thing ... is that right?"
Merlin: "Well, yes, I suppose I could turn a king into a frog."
Chap: "Ever mucked up - ya know, made a mistake?"
Merlin: "Well, yes - hasn't everyone?"
Chap: "Can you reverse a curse?"
Merlin: "Yes, I can, with knowledge of who applied the curse and the actual words of enchantment, I could do it. Why?"
Chap: "I'm cursed."
Merlin: "Really? And how long have you been bewitched?"
Merlin: "Do you know the words spoken over you to lay this curse?"
Chap: "Yeah - can't forget them!"
Merlin: "What were they?"
Chap: "Something like: 'Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?'"
Received from Big Mac Clean Joke Attack.