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Merlin and the Chap Date: Sent Friday, January 20, 2023 Category: None

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A chap walks up to another chap in a pointed hat and says: "You're Merlin, aren't you?"

Merlin: "Why, yes ... it's nice to be recognized!"

Chap: "Bit of a wizard, I hear?"

Merlin, "Well, yes, I've been told I'm skilled."

Chap: "Do tricks and things, don't ya? Magical stuff?"

Merlin: "Magical - yes, that's correct."

Chap: "Turn kings into frogs and that sort of thing ... is that right?"

Merlin: "Well, yes, I suppose I could turn a king into a frog."

Chap: "Ever mucked up - ya know, made a mistake?"

Merlin: "Well, yes - hasn't everyone?"

Chap: "Can you reverse a curse?"

Merlin: "Yes, I can, with knowledge of who applied the curse and the actual words of enchantment, I could do it. Why?"

Chap: "I'm cursed."

Merlin: "Really? And how long have you been bewitched?"

Chap: "Years."

Merlin: "Do you know the words spoken over you to lay this curse?"

Chap: "Yeah - can't forget them!"

Merlin: "What were they?"

Chap: "Something like: 'Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?'"

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