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Tuesday, May 13, 2025 |
Carjacking Granny  
Date: Sent Tuesday, April 6, 1999
Category: None | Rating: 4.51/5 (138 votes)
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(Supposedly) TRUE STORY: Carjacking Foiled.
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon return, found four males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to
scream at them at the top of her voice that she knows how to use it and that she will if required: so get out of the car. The four men didn't wait
around for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad, whereupon the lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get
into the driver's seat.
Small problem: Her key wouldn't fit the ignition. Her car was identical and parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into her car
and drove to the police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the
counter, where four pale white males were reporting a carjacking by a mad elderly white woman; no charges were filed.
Received from Carolyn Knight.
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