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Signs That You Are a New Father Date: Sent Friday, June 16, 2023 Category: None

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/* GCFL wishes a Happy Fathers day to all the fathers out there! */

Getting six hours of sleep is a privilege.

The sentence, "Honey, could you take his foot out of my pocket?" sounds normal.

You are used to doing everything one-handed.

The thought of your mother-in-law coming over for a few hours is a pleasant one.

The list of bodily fluids that disgust you has shortened, possibly to zero.

Your idea of romance is hand-holding.

You answer the question "How are you?" with "We're fine."

You decide whether a shirt is wearable not based on sweatiness, but based upon how well the spit-up stains match the shirt's main color.

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.