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True Tales, part 2 Date: Sent Thursday, June 15, 2023 Category: None

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A friend of mine manages a Barnes and Noble store. One of her high school part-time workers called in to say she was unable to come to work. Her excuse was that she couldn't find her bra.

Update: We've recently recorded our 500th quote from my boss... "I didn't fall off the horse yesterday."

I recently heard an Induhvidual say, "I'm not a rocket surgeon."

I'm a professor at a university in Georgia. This semester, two students misspelled THEIR OWN NAMES. Another student could not find his way out of the building. He thought the doors marked EXIT would set off the fire alarm.

Received from Michael L Griffin.