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Dog License Date: Sent Wednesday, May 29, 2024 Category: None

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During a county-wide drive to round up all unlicensed dogs, a patrolman signaled a car to pull over to the curb.

When the driver asked why he had been stopped, the officer pointed to the big dog sitting on the seat beside him and asked, "Does your dog have a license?"

"No," the man said, "He doesn't need one."

"Yes, he does," answered the officer.

"But," said the driver, "I always do all the driving."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.