View Funnies	Tuesday, December 24, 2024

Previous Funny

Email to a Friend

Archive Index

Random Funny

Printer friendly

Next Funny

Locked Out Date: Sent Friday, October 13, 2023 Category: None

Rating: 4.07/5 (121 votes) Click a button to cast your vote

0 1 2 3 4 5

One afternoon I rushed out of the house, forgetting my keys, and found myself locked out. There was nothing I could do but wait for my husband to come home. I went over to a neighbor who was outside raking leaves.

"You locked yourself out?" he asked.

"Yeah, this is the second time since we moved in. After the first time we took an extra key and put it in a jar, then stuck it in a potted plant on the deck.

"So what's the problem?"

"I took the plants in for the winter."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.