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Happy Birthday, Elsie! Date: Sent Friday, December 5, 2008 Category: None

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I play pinochle regularly with seven other women, most of whom are age 70 or older. Recently we celebrated the birthday of our oldest member by taking her out to lunch. When the waitress came to take our order, one of the women said to her, "This is a very special occasion. It's Elsie's ninety-second birthday."

The waitress made seven instant enemies and one fast friend by asking the question, "Which one of you is Elsie?"

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.