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Retired Brother
Date: Sent Thursday, February 23, 2023
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My wife was chatting with her brother, a business executive who had retired last year. While discussing the joys of his new leisure time, he remarked that he had been compelled to give up skiing, a sport he had enjoyed for many years.

"Why did you quit skiing? Are you afraid of injuries?" my wife asked.

"I am now!" her brother responded. "Before, I could have a cast at work and still get the job done. But now a cast would mess up my golf game!"

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.


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