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Top bumper stickers  
Date: Sent Monday, November 22, 1999
Category: None | Rating: 4.24/5 (151 votes)
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* If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
* You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
* The Earth Is Full - Go Home
* I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
* This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
* Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
* If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
* The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
* Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
* Honk If Anything Falls Off
* Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes
* He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
* I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
* You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
* I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
* It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
* I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
* If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over..[Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]
* Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35MPH Are Also Timed For 70MPH.
* If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
* Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
* Boldly Going Nowhere
* Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
* Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
Received from Paul Calvert.
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