View Funnies	Sunday, April 20, 2025

Previous Funny

Email to a Friend

Archive Index

Random Funny

Printer friendly

Next Funny

Even God plays golf! Date: Sent Tuesday, November 23, 1999 Category: None

Rating: 3.04/5 (163 votes) Click a button to cast your vote

0 1 2 3 4 5

Moses, Jesus and God are all playing golf on a bright and sunny day. On the eighteenth hole, Moses hits a line drive right into the middle of a pond. Well, Moses parts the water, walks out there, and hits the ball to the tee.

Jesus was then next and on his turn he hit it into a lily pad in the pond. Well, Jesus walks on water, lines up his shot and hits it to the tee.

Now it's God's turn. He hits the ball towards the pond but before it hits the water a giant bass leaps up and catches the ball it's mouth. But before the bass hits the water, an eagle swoops down, and grabs the bass by it's mouth. The eagle, not looking where it was going flies into a tree, dropping the bass which drops the ball into the eighteenth hole...scoring a hole in one!

Through the midst of God doing his victory dance, Jesus leans over to him and says "Now Dad, if your going to play like that, Moses and I are not going to take you golfing again!"

Received from CaliCat17.