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Seasons Greetings (after the lawyers were done)   
Date: Sent Friday, December 10, 1999
Category: None | Rating: 3.37/5 (76 votes)
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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice
not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . .
. . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year
2000, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to
imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race,
creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is
void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)
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