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A short one Date: Sent Monday, December 13, 1999 Category: None

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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

Received from Robert F. Zahn.