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Lumberjack and the Chainsaw Date: Sent Friday, December 19, 2008 Category: None

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One day a lumberjack went into the hardware store crying over his broken ax. It had been in the family for five generations, and they had been able to cut down one hundred trees per day with this ax. The lumberjack could not part with it and asked the clerk for help. The clerk said, "Not to worry -- everything is going to be all right. I have plenty of ax handles." After a moment, the clerk inquired, "Say, you can cut down one hundred trees with this ax in one day?"

The lumberjack replied, "Yes, we have been doing it for five generations."

The clerk went on to pitch, "Well, I have something that will cut down five hundred trees in one day."

"Five hundred trees!!! What'cha got?" asked the lumberjack with excitement.

"A chainsaw," replied the clerk.

"A chainsaw? What's a chainsaw?"

The clerk plopped a device on the counter. The lumberjack oogled over it and said, "I'll take it!"

The next day, the lumberjack came in hot as a pistol, yelling at the clerk as he slammed the chainsaw down on the counter. "You lied to me! You said that this would cut down five hundred trees in one day! I couldn't even cut down one!"

"Well, let's see what is wrong." The clerk looked over the device, turned a few knobs, and pulled the rip cord. "Vvvaaaaaarrrroooommmm!" the device roared as it came alive.

The lumberjack jumped back in horror. "What's that noise?"

Received from Brian DeLuca.