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Farmer Loses 2025 Pigs
Date: Sent Tuesday, September 21, 2010
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Howard County police officers still write their reports by hand. The data is entered later into their database by a clerk.

One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thinking that to be an error, the clerk called the farmer directly.

"Is it true, Mr. Cates, that you lost 2,025 pigs?" she asked.

"Yeth," lisped the farmer. Being an Arkansas girl herself, the clerk entered:

"Subject lost two sows and twenty-five pigs."

Received from Doc's Daily Chuckle.


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