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Tuesday, December 24, 2024 |
Golf   
Date: Sent Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Category: None | Rating: 2.11/5 (204 votes)
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A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well.
An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse.
Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps, and miss every green. The next day you'll go
out and for no reason at all you'll really stink.
If your best shots are the practice swing and the "gimme putt," you might wish to reconsider this game.
Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.
Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously it won't work, and both are expensive.
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
Received from Irene A. Mystery.
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