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Sit Date: Sent Monday, June 1, 2015 Category: None

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While serving as a church usher, I was carrying out our tradition of escorting parishioners to their seats before the service began. After I returned to the entrance of the sanctuary to escort the next party, I greeted two strangers and asked where they would like to sit.

Looking confused, the young man smiled and said, "Non-smoking, please."

Received from Doc's Daily Chuckle.