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Soda Machine
Date: Sent Tuesday, June 2, 2015
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Rating: 2.98/5 (142 votes)
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Julie was standing in front of a soda machine saying, "You are a dumb-looking button. You don't have much of a future, either. People are going to be punching you all your life. Then you are going to be replaced by a much better-looking button."

I foolishly asked what she was doing.

Julie pointed to the notice on the front of the machine, which said, "Depress button for ice."

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