View Funnies	Saturday, July 12, 2025

Previous Funny

Email to a Friend

Archive Index

Random Funny

Printer friendly

Next Funny

Absent-Minded Professor Date: Sent Thursday, December 16, 2010 Category: None

Rating: 4.07/5 (194 votes) Click a button to cast your vote

0 1 2 3 4 5

One of the world's greatest scientists was also recognized as the original absent-minded professor. One day, on board a train, he was unable to find his ticket. The conductor said, "Take it easy. You'll find it."

When the conductor returned, the professor still couldn't find the ticket. The conductor, recognizing the famous scientist, said, "I'm sure you bought a ticket. Forget about it."

"You're very kind," the professor said, "but I must find it. Otherwise, I won't know where to get off."

Received from ArcaMax Jokes.