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Giant Plastic Santas Date: Sent Wednesday, December 15, 2010 Category: None

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We were driving through our town looking at all of the Christmas decorations. My wife was commenting about one of her pet peeves -- ugly, tacky, giant plastic lighted lawn ornaments. "Giant plastic Santas! Giant plastic snowmen! Giant plastic reindeer! But what I really don't understand are giant plastic candles!"

I told her, "Perhaps we should put up a statue of E.I. duPont in protest."

Her: "Why?"

Me: "A giant plastic plastics giant."

Received from John E. Norlin.