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Management Revisited
Date: Sent Tuesday, October 17, 2017
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Rating: 2.93/5 (96 votes)
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- The first myth of management is that it exists.

- Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.

- Give all orders verbally. Never write anything down that might go into a "Pearl Harbor File."

- We are too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet.

- Management by objectives is no better than the objectives.

- "I've given you an unlimited budget, and you have already exceeded it!"

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