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The Apple Date: Sent Monday, October 16, 2017 Category: None

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When my daughter was three, we watched Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs for the first time. The wicked queen appeared, disguised as an old lady selling apples, and my daughter was spellbound. Then Snow White took a bite of the poisoned apple and fell to the ground unconscious.

As the apple rolled away, my daughter spoke up ... "See, Mom. She doesn't like the skin either."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.