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Original Groaners: Constitutional Right Date: Sent Wednesday, March 16, 2011 Category: None

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Didja hear about the hillbilly whose wife was a double amputee? He figgered the "reckoned ammendment" of the constitution gar'n'teed him the privilege to purchase new limbs for her. "Sez right cheer, ah have the right to buy 'er arms." (By Gary Hallock)

The hillbilly didn't exactly get it right. What he could do was have arms transplanted from a grizzly because ... he had the right to bear arms. (By Dilligas)

And she could show them to anyone she pleased because ... she had the right to bare arms. (By Dilligas)

Received from Stan Kegel.