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Fuel Date: Sent Wednesday, October 13, 2010 Category: None

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A flying saucer was low on fuel, so it landed near a local gas station. On its side were the letters "UFO." The gas station attendant was stunned, but his curiosity got the best of him.

"Does that stand for Unidentified Flying Object?" he asked.

"No," one of the other-worldly travelers responded. "It stands for 'Unleaded Fuel Only.'"

Received from Stan Kegel.