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Monday, April 21, 2025 |
Grandma's Connected   
Date: Sent Thursday, October 14, 2010
Category: None | Rating: 2.51/5 (239 votes)
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In the not too distant past--
I remember very well--
Grandmas tended to their knitting
And their cookies were just swell.
They were always at the ready
When you needed some advice
And their sewing (I can tell you)
Was available--and nice.
Well Grandma's not deserted you,
She dearly loves you still,
You just won't find her cooking
But she's right there at the till.
She thinks about you daily
You haven't been forsook.
Your photos are quite handy
In her Pentium notebook.
She scans your artwork now, though,
And combines it with cool sounds
To make electronic greetings;
She prints pictures by the pounds.
She's right there when you need her
You really aren't alone.
She's out now with her "puter" pals
But she took her new cell phone.
You can also leave a message
On her answering machine
Or page her at the fun meet
She's been there since nine-fifteen.
Yes, the world's a very different place,
There is no doubt of that,
So "E" her from her web page,
Or join her in a chat.
She's joined the electronic age
And it really seems to suit her,
So don't expect the same old gal,
'cause Grandma's gone "Computer."
Received from Big Mac Clean Joke Attack.
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