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Groaner: At the Fair Date: No date scheduled Category: None

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At a recent show at the Fair Grounds in Howard County, Maryland, the lady organizing the event fell ill, and she asked a young "Yuppette" to stand in for her.

On the day of the show, the Yuppette received a call from a man who had entered several horses. "I know this is for charity," he said apologetically, "but I will have to ask you to scratch one of my horses for me."

"Surely!" perked the lil' Yuppette. "Which one and where?"

Received from Stan Kegel.