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Friday, March 14, 2025 |
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The cage was almost ready for the arrival of the gnu at the LA Zoo. It was the first of several wildebeests they had contracted for. All that remained
in the construction of the new cage was the installation of ceramic tile on the floor.
However, the wildebeest showed up ahead of schedule. They put him in the unfinished cage along with the ceramic tile and mastic. They figured that the
animal couldn't cause any harm, and besides, they had to put him somewhere, didn't they?
The next morning they were surprised to find all of the tile perfectly laid. They called the veterinarian to what could have happened.
The vet's answer was simple: "This is just your typical gnu and tiler, too!"
Received from Stan Kegel.
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