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Pay Your Taxes Date: Sent Monday, April 16, 2012 Category: None

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The other day, my little brother, Clay, and little sister, Laura, were waiting in the truck with my mom when my brother got a worried expression on his face. He asked, "What does the government do if you don't pay your taxes?!"

My mom replied, "Well, they'll send you a letter that says that if you don't pay your taxes, you'll go to jail."

My brother got very upset at this thought and said, "We don't pay our taxes."

My mom quickly explained that you only have to pay your taxes once per year, and he just hadn't ever noticed my dad when he was paying ours.

"But no! I and Laura have never paid our taxes!!"

Received from D. Barley Riggs.