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Jealous Eve Date: Sent Tuesday, April 17, 2012 Category: None

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After Adam stayed out late a few nights, Eve became suspicious. "You're running around with another woman... admit it!" she demanded.

"What other woman?" Adam shot back. "You're it!"

That night, Adam was fast asleep when he was awakened by Eve poking him in the chest. "What are you doing?"

"Counting your ribs."

William Halliday takes credit for this joke.

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