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Tuesday, April 22, 2025 |
The Cemetery  
Date: Sent Thursday, October 26, 2000
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Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.
Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing
working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
Received from Stan Kegel's Groaner list. (http://hostigos.otherwhen.com/mailing_lists.html)
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