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Altered Egos? Date: Sent Monday, October 30, 2000 Category: None

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Bruise Lee: inept martial-arts student

Merlyn Streep: professional magician

Sean Cannery: manager, fish-packing plant

Splint Eastwood: respected osteopath

Bette Fidler: skilled symphony musician

Marlon Brandy: maker of fine liqueurs

Jackie Masonry: journeyman bricklayer

Draw Barrymore: portrait artist

Leonardo de Cappuccino: founder, coffee-shop chain

Taken from Reader's Digest, November 2000, p 117.