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Tuesday, April 22, 2025 |
Crazy law suits  
Date: Sent Wednesday, November 1, 2000
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Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer "Pain and Suffering" as well as
"Mental Anguish." You would sue:
* The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions section that says you should never never never ever stick your hand into
the toaster, the statement "Not even if your wedding ring falls in there".
* The store where you bought the toaster, for selling it to an obvious cretin like yourself.
* Union Carbide Corporation, which is not directly responsible in this case, but which is feeling so guilty that it would probably send you a
large cash settlement anyway.
Or you could just go to McDonald's, have a Big Mac and sue because the pickle was hot!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/aponline/20001007/aponline15
4419_000.htm
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