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Some Interesting Quotes Date: Sent Thursday, November 2, 2000 Category: None

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"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."
-Dorothy Parker

"Well if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"
-James Thurber

"Life is a zoo in a jungle."
-Peter DeVries

"We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?"
-Jean Cocteau

"Hollywood -- a place where the inmates are in charge of the asylum."
-Laurence Stallings

"One of the most obvious facts about grown-ups to a child is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child."
-Randall Jarrell

"The world is divided into people who do things - and people who get the credit."
-Dwight Morrow

"No man is ever old enough to know better."
-Holbrook Jackson

"Old age is always 15 years older than I am."
-Bernard Baruch

"History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living."
-Lawrence Durrell

"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose."
-Winston Churchill

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