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Wild Animal Date: Sent Friday, March 7, 2014 Category: None

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My little girl loves animals, but one day she was bitten by a small field mouse she'd found. She carried it home in her pocket and told me what happened. Worried about rabies, I called our town Humane Society and was told that the animal would have to be examined, and they'd send someone for it.

When the Humane Society truck pulled up, a big man got out, put on a pair of gauntlets, and took a capture stick and cage from the back of the truck. Trying not to laugh, I handed him a shoe box containing the mouse.

"Lady," he said, seeing my expression, "they only told me it was a wild animal."

[Thanks to Reader's Digest.]

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